jamesdeadley:

“You’ll never be able to understand what it’s like to be a woman.”
So with that out of the way, I present to you:

WOMEN AS THEY’VE PRESENTED THEMSELVES TO ME OVER 21 YEARS:

Treat a woman equally:
“You don’t treat me like a lady.”

Treat a woman like a woman:
“I demand to be treated equally!”

Show a woman you’re capable of emotion:
“You’re such a fucking pussy.”

Show a woman no emotion:
“I want you to fuck my pussy.”

MY CONCLUSIONS THUS FAR:

Being a woman is to be a living breathing oxymoron.

GIRLS, HE’S ONTO US!

(Source: deadleyweapons)