December 2010
Goals.
I hope you achieved all of your goals for 2010. I still remember you writing the list on notebook paper while we were in bed. I still remember the items on that list. I sincerely hope everything worked out for you this year, even though I have no way of knowing how successful you were.
I hope with all my heart that 2011 and every year thereafter is exponentially better than this year. And if for...
My left nipple is a bit tender.
It’s slightly sore. Someone come kiss it and make it feel better.
Crab rangoons.
My soulmate is a brilliant and cultured young man living in Brooklyn. He’s very well-rounded. I had to explain crab rangoons to him. He’s never had them in his 22 years of life. Living in Brooklyn and never encountering a crab rangoon is like some sort of mystical voodoo something. I’m speechless.
Oh, and he’s not kosher. There is literally NO reason why he’s never...
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What's something you've been watching a lot of?
Your ass, bouncing up and down.
Oh, and Law & Order: SVU.
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Rugrats on tv.
Happiest girl in the world.
Anonymous asked: Suicide.
When you're high
diet ginger ale tastes like red bull and vodka.
Anonymous asked: Suicide.
First day back at work after my vacation.
I kinda missed work, but I would much rather stay in bed all day.
Eh, I’ll make the most of it. I’ve missed my coworkers and I’ve missed our foxy customers.
My dog just gave me the “back off, bitch” glare. I keep petting her and wanting to play, but she’s tired. I don’t want to be alone thanks to Black Swan. Damn scary-ass movie. My wiener dog doesn’t even wanna play with me, though. This post doesn’t make sense. Someone remind me to delete it in the morning.
Black Swan.
Watched the Black Swan tonight. Beautiful movie. Great choreography, casting+acting, costumes, etc. However, it was TERRIFYING. Now I’m home alone and freaking out. Eep. My parents are out of town.
I’ll be tumbling all night.
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Anonymous asked: "Home".. Don't know who you think i am. hahaha
But i am NOT an immigrant. But since you brought that up, last time i checked Russia is not part of the 50 states. So why don't YOU go home!
Once again, DUMB BITCH :)
But i am NOT an immigrant. But since you brought that up, last time i checked Russia is not part of the 50 states. So why don't YOU go home!
Once again, DUMB BITCH :)
Anonymous asked: "Home".. Don't know who you think i am. hahaha
But i am NOT an immigrant. But since you brought that up, last time i checked Russia is not part of the 50 states. So why don't YOU go home!
Once again, DUMB BITCH :)
But i am NOT an immigrant. But since you brought that up, last time i checked Russia is not part of the 50 states. So why don't YOU go home!
Once again, DUMB BITCH :)
openbookopenmind asked: I can relate to being a jumbled mess of nerves and succumbing to anxiety and depression. I know firsthand how paralyzing it can be. I sincerely hope that you find peace somehow.
Anonymous asked: Great response. What a cunt, seriously.
openbookopenmind asked: I can relate to being a jumbled mess of nerves and succumbing to anxiety and depression. I know firsthand how paralyzing it can be. I sincerely hope that you find peace somehow.
Anonymous asked: Great response. What a cunt, seriously.
Anonymous asked: In regards to your chipotle post, it is definitely not "mexican food." Although, it doesn't come as a surprise to me that you would post such an ignorant disclaimer. It's just that you act like you have a brain so should you not know what you are consuming or even talking about? Oh yea and the "less Mexicans" remark in the end; really hoping it's not a racist...
Anonymous asked: In regards to your chipotle post, it is definitely not "mexican food." Although, it doesn't come as a surprise to me that you would post such an ignorant disclaimer. It's just that you act like you have a brain so should you not know what you are consuming or even talking about? Oh yea and the "less Mexicans" remark in the end; really hoping it's not a racist...
For those of you following my roller coaster...
This week’s downside: had an anxiety attack on the flight from Tel Aviv to Madrid. I got really claustrophobic and started silently crying for no reason. I couldn’t breathe and everything seemed miserable and I thought I was going to die. Not that the plane would crash, just that I would quietly die from the lack of oxygen. Not very pleasant. I was trembling and trying to stay quiet so...